Spring Cleaning is done January 18, 2009 6:51 pm

cleaning
I just finished the re-categorization of my content. take a look at the categories and see if any pique your interest!

Me on Frill Seeker Diary January 16, 2009 1:06 pm

Lola writes about some thing’s I’ve been into recently on her blog frill seeker diary.

check out the post here: http://www.frillseekerdiary.com/?p=385

Augiemania is 200 posts deep! March 28, 2008 12:49 pm

Before I begin with the celebration, I’d like to give a brief history of augiemania (not the friday the 13th crap which has been regurgitated over and over again [which I should put back on the about page...]) as a website in itself.

I bought augiemania.com a few years back as an alternative to carlomontagnino.com (which now just redirects here). CM.com was my “bloggy/portfolio/stuffy” blog where is posted all the silly photoshops and crap. I also learned a lot about wordpress on it.

I need to get away from CM.com so I began using augiemania as a big crazy non-dynamic HTML website where graphics like this:

Tanz Zombie Tanz

were dancing in my background. It had links to all my silly things and I felt very free using it.

As I began finding myself, on the internet and in reality, I decided the CM.com front was gayyo and I turned it into a shitty blog that was more like your girlfriend when compared to her younger sister. I think I just hated having my name as a URL…

augiemania began boring me (like any web site I have ever made after 3 months) so I decided that I had to settle down and just make it a blog, for maintenance sake. (I was sick and tired of ridiculous HTML coding and redundant CSS [i am very unorganized at points].)

After a few theme changes I finally stuck with my SelfishJerk theme (v1.0 available for download!!!) and decided to post about whatever. I am not a blogger, nor do I ever intend on learning how to be (although DAPS may challenge that ideal [actually, it already has].)

Anyway enough about that crap. After the jump the celebration continues…

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Pange Rank = hot son. February 3, 2008 5:18 pm

I’m up to three on my google page rank. god bless the homosexuwhales!

3/10 page rank

New Years Resolution January 3, 2008 4:58 am

I resolve to post new content every day!

The reason my girlfriend sticks around… May 13, 2007 6:31 pm

kinda, but it’s funny anyway.

http://www.zelo.com/firstnames/findresults.asp?name=CARLO

Static HTML pages May 6, 2007 12:58 am

Some old pages I dug up! Fun!

http://www.carlomontagnino.com/error.htm
http://www.carlomontagnino.com/male_pattern_baldness.htm
http://www.carlomontagnino.com/pixelface.htm
http://www.carlomontagnino.com/portal.htm