augiemania ORLY?

 

 

it only comes a few times a year....

You should all know by now that every Friday the 13th is Augiemania. A celebration of all things mania.

Typical Augiemania fare includes; drinking.

So get on out there and GET SMASHED UP!

PS: If you want the OFFICIAL Augiemania T-Shirt: you can buy it here.

The official shirt of Augiemania (typo and all)

Image courtesy of the Pirate Bay

Being a 733t h4xx0r and über-pirate, I request, nay, DEMAND that everyone download illegal software/music/movies/television today.

Fuck spending money. The middle class is disappearing, there is NO FUCKING WAY I’m gonna pay for every episode of Californication.

LOLMAYA

LOLOLOLOL For real? a “Bad poetry day?” Today?

look here: right here. and read on.

In honor of such an event, I have decided to write some bad poetry.

A day in the dog park.
I sat there staring,
why the fuck would you own a bulldog?
seriously they are ugly, and drool everywhere.

I like cellphones
They are pretty fucking cool.
In Japan they are 10x better.
some cell phones are really quite amazing,
please don’t buy an iphone.

Lara Croft
I must have jerked off to you like 40 times, seriously.

I hope you enjoyed my bad poetry. Happy bad poetry day!!! (ee cummings definitely invented it)

As we all know, every Friday the 13th is actually Augiemania.

Tonight I plan on the following festivities:

• Getting a drink with Dan-o-Mak
• Getting a drink on the ferry
• putting furniture together with some buds and a few buds
• going to the bar and getting really ripped.

BTW: Pork N Bomb txt’d me a celebratory “Augie-mania!” which brightened my day a bit. Despite Kristin’s best attempts to ruin it.

BTW2: Master of Puppets is so loud in my headphones that Dan was able to hear the solo of the title track and IM me about it. MASTA!!!! MASTSA!!!!!!!!

BTW3: T-Mobile sucks, and I plan on leaving them as soon as my contract is up. I suggest you do the same.

Being the fourth augiemania on record I want to wish you all a safe and happy Augiemania!!!
(augiemania is celebrated on every Friday the 13th.)

I also wanna congratulate Andrew and Lauren on getting engaged tonight!!!!

Motha fuckers betta show up. It’s 2 holidays in one, Augiemania (which occurs every friday the 13th) and the ten-day-iversary of my 23rd birthday.

I’ll be showing up round 11pm. I’ll be seeing you there.

P.S. The party is “People Don’t Dance No More” hosted by DJ Bruno. You can peep his site at slapyouinpublic.com. (it’s a dope site no?)