augiemania that swagger I got it I wear it like a coat

Image courtesy of the Pirate Bay

Being a 733t h4xx0r and über-pirate, I request, nay, DEMAND that everyone download illegal software/music/movies/television today.

Fuck spending money. The middle class is disappearing, there is NO FUCKING WAY I’m gonna pay for every episode of Californication.

LOLMAYA

LOLOLOLOL For real? a “Bad poetry day?” Today?

look here: right here. and read on.

In honor of such an event, I have decided to write some bad poetry.

A day in the dog park.
I sat there staring,
why the fuck would you own a bulldog?
seriously they are ugly, and drool everywhere.

I like cellphones
They are pretty fucking cool.
In Japan they are 10x better.
some cell phones are really quite amazing,
please don’t buy an iphone.

Lara Croft
I must have jerked off to you like 40 times, seriously.

I hope you enjoyed my bad poetry. Happy bad poetry day!!! (ee cummings definitely invented it)

As we all know, every Friday the 13th is actually Augiemania.

Tonight I plan on the following festivities:

• Getting a drink with Dan-o-Mak
• Getting a drink on the ferry
• putting furniture together with some buds and a few buds
• going to the bar and getting really ripped.

BTW: Pork N Bomb txt’d me a celebratory “Augie-mania!” which brightened my day a bit. Despite Kristin’s best attempts to ruin it.

BTW2: Master of Puppets is so loud in my headphones that Dan was able to hear the solo of the title track and IM me about it. MASTA!!!! MASTSA!!!!!!!!

BTW3: T-Mobile sucks, and I plan on leaving them as soon as my contract is up. I suggest you do the same.