Wendy’s is Zagat rated!


Scatman Crothers says u got the shining!
From Dave in a text message. I replied “Did you put an axe through his chest?”


My good friend Chris’ Brother-in-Law made the most amazing beer pong table.
It has like 2000 bud light bottle tops, a bunch of LEDs with alternating light patterns, and a complete water filtration system that washes balls for you.
So dope!

I just met timmy from the whitest kids you know. Jealous?
I told him he ruled!

Brendan really loves this movie, so to taunt him I recorded the execution of William Wallace and txt messaged him with it. It was 5 messages in all, cut together here for your enjoyment.
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