augiemania that swagger I got it I wear it like a coat

Today I received a phone call from a strange number. Normally, I wouldn’t even answer but I was stressed at work and needed to get outside of eZ-publish for a second.

“Can I speak to Carlo’s mother or father please?”

“This is Carlo, you can speak to me.”

“Oh, well you won a free Karate lesson.”

“I did? How?”

“Your name was entered into a contest.”

“Where?”

“McDonalds”

“If I turn this down, will you select another name?”

“Yes.”

“Will it most likely be a child who really wants it?”

“Probably.”

“Let’s do that.”

I don’t remember entering myself for a free karate lesson. But knowing that I won makes me feel good. Knowing that a small child will win only after losing to me, is awesomer feeling.

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