Today I received a phone call from a strange number. Normally, I wouldn’t even answer but I was stressed at work and needed to get outside of eZ-publish for a second.
“Can I speak to Carlo’s mother or father please?”
“This is Carlo, you can speak to me.”
“Oh, well you won a free Karate lesson.”
“I did? How?”
“Your name was entered into a contest.”
“Where?”
“McDonalds”
“If I turn this down, will you select another name?”
“Yes.”
“Will it most likely be a child who really wants it?”
“Probably.”
“Let’s do that.”
I don’t remember entering myself for a free karate lesson. But knowing that I won makes me feel good. Knowing that a small child will win only after losing to me, is awesomer feeling.
My day, nay week, nay month has been utterly shit. Thankfully tavis knows how to brighten my day.
LOL now I know this may be morbid, but nerds will should laugh.
Context – MYSQL on Wikipedia
Well today has been super busy in DAPS world, but not so much in Augiemanialand. So here is a terrifying still from the Bava film “Black Sabbath.”
this bitch is CREEEEEEPY!
Pizza Land is a restaurant in Oneonta, NY. The food is meh, but the napkins, the napkins, are beautiful!
LOL I rule at this shiznit!
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Image courtesy of the Pirate Bay
Being a 733t h4xx0r and über-pirate, I request, nay, DEMAND that everyone download illegal software/music/movies/television today.
Fuck spending money. The middle class is disappearing, there is NO FUCKING WAY I’m gonna pay for every episode of Californication.
