Free Karate!
October 29, 2008 11:16 pm
Today I received a phone call from a strange number. Normally, I wouldn’t even answer but I was stressed at work and needed to get outside of eZ-publish for a second.
“Can I speak to Carlo’s mother or father please?”
“This is Carlo, you can speak to me.”
“Oh, well you won a free Karate lesson.”
“I did? How?”
“Your name was entered into a contest.”
“Where?”
“McDonalds”
“If I turn this down, will you select another name?”
“Yes.”
“Will it most likely be a child who really wants it?”
“Probably.”
“Let’s do that.”
I don’t remember entering myself for a free karate lesson. But knowing that I won makes me feel good. Knowing that a small child will win only after losing to me, is awesomer feeling.
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My day, nay week, nay month has been utterly shit. Thankfully tavis knows how to brighten my day.
LOL now I know this may be morbid, but nerds will should laugh.
Context - MYSQL on Wikipedia
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Bava!
October 26, 2008 10:45 pm
Well today has been super busy in DAPS world, but not so much in Augiemanialand. So here is a terrifying still from the Bava film “Black Sabbath.”
this bitch is CREEEEEEPY!
Posted in: Movies by Carlo
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Pizza Land
October 24, 2008 10:08 pm
Pizza Land is a restaurant in Oneonta, NY. The food is meh, but the napkins, the napkins, are beautiful!
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LOL I rule at this shiznit!
click for larger pics!
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Updated every Minute!!!!
Image courtesy of the Pirate Bay
Being a 733t h4xx0r and über-pirate, I request, nay, DEMAND that everyone download illegal software/music/movies/television today.
Fuck spending money. The middle class is disappearing, there is NO FUCKING WAY I’m gonna pay for every episode of Californication.
Posted in: Events by Carlo
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