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Bad Poetry Day… this is real August 18, 2008 6:16 pm

LOLMAYA

LOLOLOLOL For real? a “Bad poetry day?” Today?

look here: right here. and read on.

In honor of such an event, I have decided to write some bad poetry.

A day in the dog park.
I sat there staring,
why the fuck would you own a bulldog?
seriously they are ugly, and drool everywhere.

I like cellphones
They are pretty fucking cool.
In Japan they are 10x better.
some cell phones are really quite amazing,
please don’t buy an iphone.

Lara Croft
I must have jerked off to you like 40 times, seriously.

I hope you enjoyed my bad poetry. Happy bad poetry day!!! (ee cummings definitely invented it)

Posted in: Poetry, Writing by Carlo

omg u did not say cummings!!! i was totally with u till u dissed my man e.e. i’m actually okay with “please don’t buy an iphone” because the fewer people that have them, the cooler i am. nyah!
cummings roolz!!!

Comment by Stevie — August 18, 2008 @ 9:31 pm
oh and ur annoying background doesn’t work on the phone

Comment by Stevie — August 18, 2008 @ 9:38 pm
which annoying background? I took the crazy animated gif off a few months back. (someone’s been using the RSS feed!)

plus, I never said anything against e.e. just that he invented the holiday!

Comment by Carlo — August 19, 2008 @ 8:50 am

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