augiemania that swagger I got it I wear it like a coat

Our good friend porknbomb just launched porknbomb.com, make sure you go and show your love!!!

Kristin, Michelle, Michaelangelo, and I went to see Broken Social Scene last night…shit was hot. Luckily through the magic of facebook and kind bouncers Flam-illionaire was able to attend.

The following video is self explanatory, spread the new shit all over like Nutella on bread.

…yeah.

Chris and I have put the Last two issues on the Dog and Pony Page. Peep ‘em!

Also, friend request us! http://myspace.com/dogandponyshowmyspace

And maybe even check out http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com (uh ohhhh what’s this mean???)

And here’s a treat for ya’ll:

Black santa with camo

I have decided to grow my facial hair in order to raise awareness of my grumpiness during the holiday season.

I understand that growing a beard or mustache is no big deal for the average man (or italian woman) but I have a difficult time growing one that is remotely pleasant looking. This act will hopefully remind people to stay away from me during the holidays.

Why do you hate the holidays? Good question. Because we, as Americans, have to spend our hard earned money on stuff that we don’t want to buy.

What are you cheap or something? No, I just don’t see the point in showing my acknowledgment that you exist by buying you some crap.

Why can’t you at least try to be happy? I can be happy, I just don’t find blatant and disgusting capitalism as a cause or means to “spread the joy.”

I know it’s taken a bit, but deal with it. here are some of my faves from Chris’ party.

I updated my resume today, and noticed that Monster had this JASPER test that tells you what you’re good at.

BOOM SHAKA LAKA!!!!

What chu gotsta say now Dario’s, and Regal, and Rab’s, and WeGotLites, and Halloween Warehouse, and Applebees, and Bruno’s, and Evergreen, and Dad, and Party City, and any other job that I forgot but quit.