Okay, this past Saturday I did the following things;

Went to John Vono III 1st birthday party,
got drunk at said party,
played beer pong at said party,
went to BBQ,
drank even more at BBQ,
farted (they stunk so bad) publicly for 3 hours at party (not at once, but total)
took a crap,
had a punch off with brendan for 30 mins (unverified),
wrestled drew,
turned into a mummy (see picture),
threw up on sneaker,
got sneaker hosed off,
insulted strangers,
fell asleep in a driveway,
went to store to buy pancake mix and cookie dough,
ate cookies wrapped in pancakes,
realized I have been drinking for 12 hours straight,
played guitar hero 1,
went home with my girlfriend (who arrived at 2am).

I’m a mummy…
(thx 2 danielle 4 da pic)
{thx 2 noe 4 da shirt 1776.com coming soon!!!}
mummy

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