Self Portrait (according to internet quizzes) March 17, 2007 5:25 pm
blogthings and some others helped me figure out and express who I am.
see the self portrait
Your results:
You are Superman
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You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others.  |
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
A TAN Dragon Lies Beneath!
My inner dragon is the true draconic magic-user. Deep down I am very wise, somewhat shy, and I have a rather short fuse. But don’t worry, tans prefer to spend their time counting their enormous treasure, so pass quietly and you’ll stay out of danger. Click the image to try the Inner Dragon Online Quiz for yourself.
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Your Gluttony Quotient: 43% |
 You definitely have your gluttonous moments. For you, eating is a true hobby. And while you do spend a lot on food, you can always make it back winning eating contests. |
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You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts) |
 You’re a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren’t quite convinced. You’d make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker. |
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Exotic Dancer Name Is… |
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Your Aura is Red |
 You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage. Usually, you don’t take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works! The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon |
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You Should Be A Poet |
 You craft words well, in creative and unexpected ways. And you have a great talent for evoking beautiful imagery… Or describing the most intense heartbreak ever. You’re already naturally a poet, even if you’ve never written a poem. |
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What Your Dreams Mean… |
 Your dreams seem to show that you’re a very well adjusted and happy person. Overall, you are very content in your life. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. |
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Your Musical Tastes Match: Nicole Kidman |
 See her whole playlist here (iTunes required) |
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Your 1996 Theme Song Is: California Love by Tupac and Dre |
 Let me serenade the streets of L.A. From Oakland to Sacktown The Bay Area and back down Cali is where they put they mack down Give me love! |
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You Are the Very Gay Peppermint Patty! |
 Softball is the huge tipoff here… As well as a “best friend” who loves to call her “sir” |
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You Are Guinness |
 You know beer well, and you’ll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don’t know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. |
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Your SAT Score of 1160 Means: |
 You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern You Scored Lower Than George W. Bush You Scored Lower Than Al Gore You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates Your IQ is most likely in the 120-130 range Equivalent ACT score: 25 Schools that Fit Your SAT Score: |
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You Are 44% Sociopath |
 You’re not a sociopath, but you’re very prone to antisocial behavior. Other people’s opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. |
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You Are 45% Normal |
 While some of your behavior is quite normal… Other things you do are downright strange You’ve got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself |
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You Are 28% California |
 You’re not from California - don’t try to game this quiz! |
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Your Italian Name Is… |
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Your Penis Name Is… |
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You Are Pop Art |
 When it comes to art, you’re definitely not a snob. You can appreciate the mainstream aspects of culture, even if you need to twist them a bit to make them your own. Whether you’re into comics, retro pinups, or bold colors, you embrace what’s eye catching and simple. As far as most other art goes, you consider it a little too elitist and high brow for your tastes! |
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What Carlo Means |
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C is for Crazy A is for Adventurous R is for Radiant L is for Lively O is for Odd |
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Your Personality Is Like Acid |
 A bit wacky, you’re very difficult to predict. One moment you’re in your own little happy universe… And the next, you’re on a bad trip to your own personal hell! |
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Your Pickup Line Is |
 Be unique and different - just say yes. |
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You Are 80% Thankful |
 You are a very thankful person - for both the big and little things in life. Your optimism is powerful. Getting through hard times is fairly easy for you. |
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What Your Face Says |
 At first glance, people see you as driven and ambitious. Overall, your true self is creative and expressive. With friends, you seem thoughtful and interested in ideas. In love, you seem mysterious and interesting. In stressful situation, you seem like you’re oblivious to the stress. |
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On Average, You Would Sell Out For |
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You Are 40% Slacker |
 You have a few slacker tendencies, but overall you tend not to slack. You know how to relax when the time is right, but you aren’t lazy! |
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Your 1920’s Name is: |
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Your Preppy Name Is… |
 But most people know you as Trip |
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You Are A Martini |
 You are the kind of drinker who appreciates a nice hard drink. And for you, only quality alcohol. You don’t waste your time on the cheap stuff. Obviously, you’re usually found with a martini in your hand. But sometimes you mix it up with a gin and tonic. And you’d never, ever consider one of those flavored martinis. They’re hardly a drink! |
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You Are 88% Grown Up, 12% Kid |
 Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions. In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist! |
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You Belong in 1969 |
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If you scored… 1950 - 1959: You’re fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you’re partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You’re colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You’re grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It’s all good! |
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You Are 28% Nerdy |
 You’re a little nerdy, but no one would ever call you a nerd. You sometimes get into nerdy things, but only after they’ve become a part of mainstream culture. |
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You Are a Chimera |
 You are very outgoing and well connected to many people. Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others. You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others. You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions. |
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You’ve Changed 28% in 10 Years |
 Ah, the past! You may not remember it well - because you’re still living in it. While you’ve changed some, you may want to update your wardrobe, music collection and circle of friends. |
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Your Boobies’ Names Are… |
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Never Date a Leo |
 Dramatic, egotistical, and emotional - a Leo is way too high maintenance for you! And forget about a quick fling with an alluring Leo. It’s either everything or nothing with this sign! Instead try dating: Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces, or Cancer |
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You Are A Realist |
 When it comes to romance, you tend to take a realistic approach. You believe that love takes time, and it’s something you have to work hard for. A bit cynical, over the top romance tends to get under your skin. Your heart is difficult to win … but it’s totally worth it. |
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You Are Pretty Logical |
 You’re a bit of a wizard when it comes to logic While you don’t have perfect logic, you logic is pretty darn good Keep at it - you’ve got a lot of natural talent in this area! |
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What Your Sleeping Position Says |
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You are calm and rational. You are also giving and kind - a great friend. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. |
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Your Japanese Name Is… |
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You Should Be a Musician |
 You have a rare combinations of talents: an ear for music, nimble fingers, and the willpower to practice. You could master almost any instrument you choose to play (if you haven’t already!) |
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Carlo Montagnino’s Aliases |
 Your movie star name: Apple Joseph Your fashion designer name is Carlo Fano Your socialite name is Ice New York Your fly girl / guy name is C Mon Your detective name is Dog New Dorp Your barfly name is Ramen Beer Your soap opera name is Hylan Blvd Your rock star name is Gummy Bears Plane Your Star Wars name is Carzoe Monkri Your punk rock band name is The Bored Ashtray |
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You Are 20% Control Freak |
 There’s no way you’re a control freak. You’re totally laid back - and able to take life as it comes. While you definitely have a healthy mental attitude, don’t get suckered into letting someone control you. |
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You Mostly Fight Fair |
 When you fight, you tend to remember your end goal of resolving conflict. However, you can get a little too wrapped up in your own feelings. Remember that there are two sides to every argument. And even if you think you’re totally right, you should take more time to hear your partner out. |
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Your Dominant Thinking Style: Exploring |
 You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name. You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs. An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles. |
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All American Kid |
 Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain. You were well rounded and well liked in high school. |
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Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 68% |
 You have a good chance of being a multimillionaire. Better than most people. You simply have a natural knack for money and the personality for success. |
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Your Worry Factor is 25% |
 You worry a little, but you usually don’t go overboard. You know it’s good to recognize your fears, as long as you let go of them. So whenever you start to worry too much, just take a deep breath and relax. You’re not the worrying kind - and there’s no reason to start. |
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You Are Fairly Skeptical |
 You’re not the type of person who will fall for anything… But you do keep your mind open to all sorts of possibilities. You figure that anything could be true. After all, the world is a strange place. However, you’re going to need some convincing before you can believe in aliens or reincarnation! |
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You Are 61% Burned Out |
 You are very burned out. You need a huge break from your responsibilities, starting as soon as possible. And you need this time to reevaluate what you really want out of your life. Because you’re working hard and going no where… and that would burn anyone out! |
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You Are a Little Messy |
 You aren’t the cleanest person in the world, but you’re definitely not a slob. You clean up when you have the time, but you’re realistic about what you can get done. Generally, you’re pretty organized and tidy - though you may have a few hidden messes. You eventually get around to making things spotless, but you do it on your own schedule! |
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The Part of You That No One Sees |
 You are lively, dramatic, and flamboyant. You have an outrageous personality… And you secretly resent anyone who makes you tone it down. Underneath it all, you are driven by your need for attention and acceptance. |
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Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP) |
 Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men |
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You Will Be a Cool Parent |
 You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need. You can tell when it’s time to let kids off the hook, and when it’s time to lay down the law. While your parenting is modern and hip, it’s not over the top. You know that there’s nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager… or a drill sergeant! |
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You Are Not a Dumb American |
 You got 8/10 correct. You know a good deal about American history, but there’s some basic facts you have wrong. Time to go back to history class! |
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You Are 72% NYC |
 You are probably a real New Yorker, though there’s a good chance you really live on Long Island. |
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You Are Destined to Rule the World |
 You have the makings of a very evil dictator… Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary! Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not. But at least you know that you could. |
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You Are a Mac |
 You are creative, stylish, and super trendy. You demand the best - even if it costs an arm and a leg. |
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Your Slanguage Profile |
 Southern Slang: 50% British Slang: 25% Canadian Slang: 25% Victorian Slang: 25% Aussie Slang: 0% New England Slang: 0% |
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You Sometimes Don’t Get Enough Sleep |
 You’re often more tired than you’d like, and you’re probably not getting enough quality sleep. Sleeping a little more could make you a lot more energetic and happy. Try having a bedtime, keep your bedroom cool, and only eat fruit before bed. |
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You Are 30% Addicted to the Internet |
 Internet? Please. You’re definitely not geeky enough to be that addicted. You have a full life off your computer - and the internet is just a small pastime. |
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Your Holiday Stress Level is Moderate |
 The holidays sometimes stress you out, but mostly because they wear you down. Take it easy! You can have a fun holiday without running yourself ragged. |
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You Are 83% Peaceful |
 You are the epitome of inner peace and total calm. You are grounded, emotionally mature, and very wise. While no one’s life is perfect, you have a great amount of perspective on the world - and you place in it. |
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Your Movie Buff Quotient: 74% |
 You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites… you’ve seen most of them. Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD rental suggestions. |
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You Are 60% Politically Radical |
 You’ve got some radical viewpoints, but you aren’t completely nuts. You’re more of a visionary than a radical. |
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Your Sloth Quotient: 41% |
 You’re definitely lazier than the average person, but you’re able to live a somewhat normal life. All your life needs is a little more effort and variety, and you might see that doing hard things is actually fun! |
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Your Sketchiness Factor |
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You Should Try Ice Climbing |
 Cold, challenging, and downright scary And there’s no way the snow is breaking your fall |
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You Are 68% Intuitive |
 You are a very intuitive person. And luckily, your intuition is normally right. You’re wise enough to know that relying on intuition alone can be dangerous. When your intuition seems really off, you tend to ignore it - and look at the facts instead. |
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You Are 62% Open |
 You’re a pretty open person - and you don’t mind sharing the good, bad, and sometimes ugly. And while sometimes you do catch yourself blabbing on, you usually exhibit restraint. You’re openness is quite refreshing, and it encourages other people to be open with you! |
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You Are 24% Capitalist, 76% Socialist |
 You tend to be quite wary of businesses, especially big business. While you know that corporations have their place, you tend to support small, locally owned shops. As far as the rich go, you think they’re usually corrupt and immoral. |
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Your Life Is Worth… |
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You Are From Mars |
 You’re energetic, althletic, and totally hyperactive. You love playing sports and being in the middle of all of the action. You’re independent, corageous, and brave. Unafraid to do things your way. Mars can be reckless, quick tempered, and a little too spontaneous. So think before you act - and resist your natural urges to dominate others. |
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You’ve Experienced 32% of Life |
 You have the life experience of someone in their early 20s. You’ve seen some of what life has to offer - but you have a long ways to go. |
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If You Were Born in 2893… |
 Your Name Would Be: Vir Reunn And You Would Be: Telepathic |
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You Are 24% Healthy |
 You’re on your way to having a healthy diet, but you have a ways to go. Everything is okay in moderation. But you don’t quite have moderation figured out yet. |
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You Are 80% Psychic |
 You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn’t you? You have “the gift” - and you use it daily to connect with others. You’re very tapped into the world around you… Just make sure to use your powers for good! |
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You Are 50% Left Brained, 50% Right Brained |
 The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you’re left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. |
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Your Taste in Music: |
 Heavy Metal: Highest Influence 90’s Alternative: High Influence 90’s Hip Hop: High Influence Alternative Rock: High Influence 80’s Alternative: Medium Influence |
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You Should Rule Saturn |
 Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye. You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don’t always follow the rules of nature. You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you’ll be a friend for life. |
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Your Geek Profile: |
 Fashion Geekiness: Moderate Gamer Geekiness: Low Geekiness in Love: Low Internet Geekiness: Low Movie Geekiness: Low Music Geekiness: Low Academic Geekiness: None General Geekiness: None SciFi Geekiness: None |
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Your Vampire Name Is… |
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Your Wrestler Name Is… |
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You Are Best Described By… |
 Meditative Rose By Salvadore Dali |
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You Are a Kinetic Learner |
 You learn best by doing, and you have a talent for complicated, physical tasks. You excel at athletics, drama, and fixing things. You would be an excellent Olympic athlete - or a Broadway star! |
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You Failed 8th Grade Spanish |
 Sorry, you only got 5/8 correct! |
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You Are 71% Indie |
 You’re a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal. You’ll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure! |
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What You Really Think Of Your Friends |
| Kristin is your soulmate. |
| You truly love Phil. |
| You consider Chris your true friend. |
| You know that is always thinking of you. |
| You’ll remember Dave for the rest of your life. |
| You secretly think is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times. |
| You secretly think that Drew is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker. |
| You secretly think that Rocco is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Rocco changes lovers faster than underwear. |
| You secretly think Justin is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Justin has a hidden internet romance. |
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What Your Soul Really Looks Like |
 You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life. You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they’re going to get it. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is all about change, but in very small steps. The end of the journey looks far, but it’s much closer than you realize. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn’t fall in love with someone you didn’t trust. |
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You are 33% Aries |
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You Are 60% Gentleman |
 Generally you act like a gentleman, but sometimes you’re careless with your manners. Most people know that you’re trying your best - and that’s usually good enough. |
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You Communicate With Your Ears |
 You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you’re often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you’re upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It’s difficult to find you without your iPod. |
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You Are 76% Gross |
 You’re pretty dirty, and there’s a good change you’re living in a total dump. And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen! |
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Your Dosha is Kapha |
 Calm and grounded, you are not prone to mood swings or anger. However, once you do get angry, it takes a lot to cool you down. You tend to think a little slower than most people, but your logic is astounding. Overall, you very loyal and trustworthy. You’re not scared of being who you really are. With friends: You enjoy their company, but often listen more than talk In love: You crave connection and affection. It’s hard for you to be single. To achieve more balance: Exercise vigorously (especially in the sun) and let go of attachments. |
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You Are Bert |
 Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don’t love them! You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others |
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You Are Fish |
 You have a well formed palate and a daring appetite. If it’s served to you, you’ll at least try it. People are pretty scared of your exotic ways. But once they get a taste of you, they’re addicted! |
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Your Linguistic Profile: |
| 45% General American English |
| 35% Yankee |
| 15% Dixie |
| 0% Midwestern |
| 0% Upper Midwestern |
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You Will Die at Age 64 |
 You’re pretty average when it comes to how you live… And how you’ll die as well. |
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You Are More Mild Than Wild |
 You’re confident, and you really aren’t concerned with how “hot” you are. Other people’s ideas of what’s sexy don’t concern you. And this is exactly what makes you attractive. |
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Your Power Level is: 81% |
 You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally. You’ll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You’ll change the world (at least a little). |
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be: |
 “I dunno, press the button and find out.” |
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Your Values Profile |
 Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount. Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. Generosity: You value generosity a fair amount. Humility: You value humility highly. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. |
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You Are a Glazed Donut |
 Okay, you know that you’re plain - and you’re cool with that. You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness. Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you. And in a pinch, you’ll probably get eaten. |
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You Were a Toad |
 You drift into altered states of consciousness freely and easily. You also have the power to change luck and life a long life. |
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You Know a Lot About Blogging |
 You got 6/8 correct! Your not a total blogging geek yet… give it time. |
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You Are a Little Scary |
 You’ve got a nice edge to you. Use it. |
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Your Monster Profile |
 Brutal Beheader You Feast On: M&Ms You Lurk Around In: Movie Theaters You Especially Like to Torment: Your Evil Twin |
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Your Pimp Name Is… |
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You Are a Henna Gaijin! |
 You’re not Japanese, but you wish you were! You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you’ve memorized hundreds of Kanji. You even answer your phone “moshi moshi.” While the number of anime videos you’ve seen is way higher than the number of dates you’ve been on, there’s hope. Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you’ll have plenty of Japanese meat. |
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Your World View |
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You are a fairly broadminded romantic and reasonably content. You value kindness and try to live by your ideals. You have strong need for security, which may be either emotional or material. You respect truth and are flexible. |
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Your Observation Skills Get A B |
 Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time) And it takes something big to distract you! |
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Your Brain’s Pattern |
 You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking. You tend to take every new idea in, and meld it with your world view. For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different. Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings. |
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Your Blog Should Be Purple |
 You’re an expressive, offbeat blogger who tends to write about anything and everything. You tend to set blogging trends, and you’re the most likely to write your own meme or survey. You are a bit distant though. Your blog is all about you - not what anyone else has to say. |
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Slow and Steady |
 Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It’d really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it. |
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Your Daddy Is Bill O’Reilly |
 What You Call Him: Pops Why You Love Him: He’s the Mack Daddy |
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In a Past Life… |
 You Were: An Obese Belly Dancer. Where You Lived: Tibet. How You Died: Dysentery. |
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Your Hidden Talent |
 You are both very knowledgeable and creative. You tend to be full of new ideas and potential - big potential. Ideas like yours could change the world, if you build them. As long as you don’t stop working on your dreams, you’ll get there. |
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You are a Self-Discoverer |
 You’re not religious, but you’ve created your own kind of spirituality. Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine. You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion. You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. |
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